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Sauarbh “free source supporter” Yadav had this as his status message…

is para baingan. Beat that para kaddu, you sf aspirant. B silent hai. Main nahin hoon. Tu bhi mat reh, achha naagrik ban, mat de. Tiffin le. Pyaar de. Shobha de. Nahin de rahi. Koi baat nahin, apna haath jaganaath. Chal ab haath dho. Paani thanda hai? Khana garam hai. Mummy ka dil naram hai. Paisey maangney main kya sharam hai. Sharma ko sharam hai. A silent hai. Koi baat nahi thek ho jayega. Phir itni tez bolega, Google maps kholega. Ek ghantey baad potty se dho ke niklega aur bolega “Plan kya hai?”

He certainly deserves an honour badge for this.

According to Wikipedia, Bakar is

a town in the Primorje-Gorski Kotar county in western Croatia. The population of the town is 1,566 (2001), while the population of the municipality is 7,773. 90% declare themselves Croats (2001). The old part of Bakar is situated on a hill overlooking the Bay of Bakar. “Bakar” is the Croatian word for copper. Bakar is a port for bulk cargo and used to be known for its industrial complex that included coke factory which produced considerable amount of pollution. Bakar coke factory was closed in 1995 and since then Bakar pollution subsided significantly.

And we thought what we did was Bakar !

Another one …

Abhi kal hi ki to baat lagti hai
jab main aur tum, tum aur main
baithe rehte they sard raaton main
apne apne computers par kare camp
haath main hoti thi sniper, belt main tha grenade
room main hota tha andhera, dil main thi umang
hota tha flash bomb aane ka intezaar
c1 c1 karkay sab nikalte they ek saath
paanch hi secondon main ho jaata tha khatma
aati thi ek hi pukar har room sey baar baar
kya woh they lamhe, kya they woh din
chalo dubara mdi, even if its only ek baar?

Yesterday I was traveling from my office to some place and it was an hour’s rick ride. I had my mobile phone and I thought, how about some improptu shayari from miyan on-the-fly shayar? I came up with two gems.

Bhai saab bhai saab.
Dekh deen duniya deti dard dho dho
Khela kala kauva kahin kabhi kabhi kho kho
Raat rahe raat raat ro ro
Mainkya mu me lo mu me lo

And the other one

Kahin door mast gagan main
Tez teekhi peeli dhoop main
Sard mausam ki masti main
Patjhad kay gire patton main
Bheegi baarish ke geele paani main
Bolo bolo kahan kahan loge
Mu main mu main mu main

Dedicated to Team MML.

I had the most perfect weekend that a girlfriendless guy can have. Full of sleep, Counter-Strike, Partying, Cricket Match, Travel, Eating, Shopping, Talking and Gyaan sessions.

• Sleep: Slept for half a day. Switched off my phone for that duration. Blissfull.
• Counter-Strike: Played CS for about 3 hours with friends from MDI at Zapak Gameplex. This is turning into a weekly thing now.
• Partying: Met people from MDI, more people from MDI and still more people. Ate out on both days and had awesome time remembering things from past.
• Cricket Match: Saw Kolkata vs Chandigarh march at Rodas. Huge screen. Awesome place. Friends boozing and pulling pranks. Awesome finish. Brilliant.
• Travel: Local mostly but well after mid-night. I love traveling at nights. When the entire world sleeps, you are on your way.
• Shopping: Long overdue bout of shopping. Only thing remaining is hunting for books. Will order online today. Saratchadra Chattopadyaya.
• Talking: Awesome conversation about history of India and how political turmoil pulled us from being the leaders of the world to a developing country.
• Gyaan session: This is where we acted as visionaries and talked about things that could make India what it was before we were invaded.

All in all a very good weekend. Hoping for more of these.

If I took a 5 min crap for every time I wanted to start blogging, i guess i would have to spend my next 3 births sitting on the john..(and Prakash Mehra would have made my life into a Bollywood blockbuster)

Now thanks to DCP, I have actually done it and thus ensured that I wont have to spend my next incarnation sitting on the john…

TESTicle

POSTmortem