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If I took a 5 min crap for every time I wanted to start blogging, i guess i would have to spend my next 3 births sitting on the john..(and Prakash Mehra would have made my life into a Bollywood blockbuster)

Now thanks to DCP, I have actually done it and thus ensured that I wont have to spend my next incarnation sitting on the john…

I would like to thank DeeFeePee for FINALLY taking the initiative and starting the website … well blog (Note to DeeFeePee : You bitch, next time you make a lot of noise about starting a website, go put you head in a beehive … and then put aftershave lotion on ur face to improve fragrance!).

It has been a great journey so far (romantically speaking). Just the census on the name for the prospective website brought to light, the extreme creativity of the people on this group. Here’s a list of the multitude of options we had to consider from :

mumelo.com
mumele.com
mumededo.com
mumedediya.com
mume.com
… on second thought, mume.com could’ve had a whole new flavour with an extra ‘m’ and ‘y’ thrown in !!!

and so on…….

Anyways, as my first contribution to the blog, I present what i find abundantly on the streets of Ludhiana.

Spiderman Sex Dolls !!!

Now obviously you could argue that these are just innocent inflated toys for kids. But what you’d fail to explain later on, is what would a kid possibly do with a toy in that posture. Think about it. And then people complain about media spoiling their kids ! To the trained eye it is very obvious as to what lies.

Now if I really had to choose (well OK, I’d be happy to choose since living in this shit hole does kinda make one … lonely), then I’d go for the red one. The black one looks kinda tired and .. well .. spent. The red one looks all geared up to go !

Other interpretations are welcome.

P.S. : DeeFeePee, try if u can show comments instead for clicking on the link to access.

Welcome to the Jungle.